About

If you're looking for some sort of deep analysis on what makes this one-lettered man tick – look elsewhere. But it's not there either.

I'm not sure why you want to read more about me. It's sort of creepy when you think about it. And really, is this where you go to get unbiased info? From the guy who is writing it about himself?

You've got issues, my friend. And learning more about J is not going to get you closer to resolving them.